The 50 Worst Songs Ever

Recently I felt blue because there were many bad news in the world (especially about Iraq) and I had a bad health condition this week.
However, today I found funny(?) article in USA today.

"The 50 Worst Songs Ever" were selected by Blender & VH1. Actually the selected musicians are not honored for this award. But this also means these songs are very popular and known by everybody. In fact the line-up is very famous numbers as "We built this city", "Everybody has fun tonight", "Ebony and ivory", and so on.
The things which many people love are always the things which many other people hate. So I think this award is a kind of joke and honor.

By the way, If I choice this award, which number is appropriate for the worst song ever?
I flashed the songs "Rock me Amadeus / Falco" and "Heaven is a place on earth / Belinda Carlisle".
How do you feel? I feel these are sucks. (If you like them, I am sorry. It is joke.)